

Jacob: I don’t, I don’t—I do. Who would have that? I would. I have that.
Hannah: How much was it?
Jacob: Five thousand dollars. Ask me how many times I’ve used it.
Hannah: How many times—
Jacob: Twice.
Hannah: That’s twenty five hundred dollars a massage!
Jacob: Twice!
Hannah: Where is it?
Jacob: It’s in the garage.
Hannah: Can I sit in the massage chair?
[chair vibrates]
Hannah: I hate it.

Ryan: George insists on the mohawk. Like ten years ago I shaved the mohawk, just for the summer. And then everytime it started to grown out, he turned into a total jerk. And then I shaved it back and then he turned into a nice guy again…
Jimmy Fallon: What kind of dog is he?
Ryan: He’s some kind of muppet.Ryan Gosling on the Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
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